Somebody Picks On Billy Joel In 2009

I thought this piece was satire The awfulness of Billy Joel, explained. - By Ron Rosenbaum - Slate Magazine, especially the comments about "Only The Good Die Young" and "Movin' Out", but it appears to be legit. It's also lazy and stupid. Picking on Billy Joel? In 2009? I don't know who this guy is that wrote it, but what musician will he pick on next? James Taylor?